Hi! I’m Adam Keys.

I’m a software developer from Austin, TX. I type lots of code, write frequently, and occasionally improvise jokes amongst friends. I’m a giant sucker for cuddly, fuzzy animals. I suck at continuous maths.

Seriously, this isn’t really a biography. Check out my projects. If nerdery isn’t your speed, check out some funny videos I’ve made. OK, those are pretty nerdy too. Deal with it. Besides my writings here, you can find me elsewhere on the internet doing things like writing code, snapping pictures, listening to albums, and being an expert.

Here’s a dignified picture of me:


Here I am doing what I do better than anyone I know: sleep in moving vehicles.