The collected wisdoms of Calvin Fischoder (voiced by Kevin Kline) from Bob’s Burgers:
A bet is a bet, Bob. I once lost thirty thousand dollars on a horse. She just ran off with it.
– “The Kids Run the Restaurant”
I lost the year 1996 to schnapps. I still don’t know what the Macarena is. D-Don’t tell me. I’ll figure it out.
– “Eggs for Days”
It smells weird everywhere, sir. That’s how you know you’re alive.
– “The Taking of Funtime One Two Three”
And, in song form: Nothing makes me happy, The Spirits of Christmas.
