If I were a producer: DJ Khaled

Actually, I probably wouldn’t change much. But I have questions about this marketing photo:

[caption id=“attachment_4434” align=“aligncenter” width=“487”]DJ Khaled posing with a baby human and a baby lion People, do not pose with apex predators. And especially, don’t keep them as domestic pets. I’m looking at you, oil billionaires.[/caption]

  1. Just, no. Do not pose with apex predators, even the little ones. Not okay, Mr. Khaled. I know this isn't a question?
  2. Why doesn't said apex predator kitty get a matching robe?
  3. Are you, Mr. DJ Khaled, just a catchphrase soundboard? Have you, at any time, been a soundboard? Is this like a Blue Man Group thing where there are multiple, anonymous DJ Khaleds?

Thank you for your time, DJ Khaled. Grateful is actually pretty good pop music.

Adam Keys @therealadam