Actually, I probably wouldn’t change much. But I have questions about this marketing photo:
- Just, no. Do not pose with apex predators, even the little ones. Not okay, Mr. Khaled. I know this isn’t a question?
- Why doesn’t said apex predator kitty get a matching robe?
- Are you, Mr. DJ Khaled, just a catchphrase soundboard? Have you, at any time, been a soundboard? Is this like a Blue Man Group thing where there are multiple, anonymous DJ Khaleds?
Thank you for your time, DJ Khaled. Grateful is actually pretty good pop music.