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If I were a producer: DJ Khaled

Actually, I probably wouldn’t change much. But I have questions about this marketing photo:

DJ Khaled posing with a baby human and a baby lion
People, do not pose with apex predators. And especially, don’t keep them as domestic pets. I’m looking at you, oil billionaires.
  1. Just, no. Do not pose with apex predators, even the little ones. Not okay, Mr. Khaled. I know this isn’t a question?
  2. Why doesn’t said apex predator kitty get a matching robe?
  3. Are you, Mr. DJ Khaled, just a catchphrase soundboard? Have you, at any time, been a soundboard? Is this like a Blue Man Group thing where there are multiple, anonymous DJ Khaleds?

Thank you for your time, DJ Khaled. Grateful is actually pretty good pop music.

By Adam Keys

Telling a joke. Typing.