Texas is its own dumb thing

Southern American English

OK, here’s the deal. Wikipedia has it all wrong.

  1. Texas is not part of the South. Texas is its own unique thing. Sure we have dumbasses, but they are our dumbasses, wholly distinct from your typical Southern dumbass.
  2. In Texas, the way you refer to “you all” is “ya’ll”; it’s a contraction of “ya all”.
  3. They neglected to mention the idiomatic pronunciation of words like “oil” (ah-wllllll) or “wash” (warsh).

Please take it under consideration: Wikipedia is edited by a lot of damn Oklahomans.

Published by Adam Keys

Telling a joke. Typing.

One reply on “Texas is its own dumb thing”

  1. > Please take it under consideration: Wikipedia is edited by a lot of
    > damn Oklahomans.

    Hey, now, I resemble that remark… I was born and raised in Southwest Oklahoma (otherwise known as North Texas to ya’ll.)

    One more thing: You know why Oklahoma is so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows. ;-)

    Keep up the great blog. I just discovered it and it’s now in my reader. Cheers!

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