SNL Transcripts: Luke Perry: 02/06/93: Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon:
That wasn't English, Keith! I mean, you're talking in Esperanto, or some language twins teach each other! I mean, the King's English, man! I mean, throw us a bone man - alright!
I wanted to post a video of the Weekend Update skit where Mike Myers plays Mick Jagger and Mick Jagger plays Keith Richards, but it appears such video does not exist on the web. You’ll just have to read the transcript and make it happen in your head.