You can patent things that don't exist Adam Keys Comedy, haha March 5, 2008 1 Minute The ear worm things from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan are patented. The obvious punchline: RODDENBERRY!!!!! Share this with your friends:TwitterRedditTumblrFacebook Published by Adam Keys Telling a joke. Typing. View all posts by Adam Keys Published March 5, 2008