Let’s play a game. We’ll call it “What Do Adam’s Mutton Chops Say About Him?”

Mutton chops Mutton chops Mutton chops and dogs

Here, I’ll start:

  • Budding Motörhead fan
  • I Heart Civil War re-enactments
  • Elvis has arrived
  • I enjoy taunting my girlfriend via facial hair

Keep it clean, no low blows. Let the games begin in the comments!

Adam Keys @therealadam