Manipulating windows from afar

h2. Adam’s 9th Law Of Presenting

When you connect the projector to your laptop, the menubar and windows you want to manipulate will always appear on the giant screen behind you, where you can’t see them and everyone can see how much you suck at using a computer.

Warm water makes the world go 'round

I’ve been doing “very detailed” research on the correlation between the time it takes to get hot water in public bathroom sinks and affluence. Signs point to a strong correlation between the two. Shocking, I know!

Microsoft and Austin Ventures' buildings have almost instant hot water. Generic office buildings take a while. My bathroom at home: 60 seconds of astonishingly cold water.