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Warm water makes the world go 'round

Wherein I put the pseudo in pseudo-scientific research

I’ve been doing “very detailed” research on the correlation between the time it takes to get hot water in public bathroom sinks and affluence. Signs point to a strong correlation between the two. Shocking, I know!

Microsoft and Austin Ventures’ buildings have almost instant hot water. Generic office buildings take a while. My bathroom at home: 60 seconds of astonishingly cold water.

By Adam Keys

Telling a joke. Typing.