Functions about nothing

The tricky thing about decomposing code into abstractions is you end up with “functions about nothing”. You’ve probably seen on of these: a method or function with really vague names glommed into a utility or enumerations junk drawer. It’s probably innocuous, but as you’re reading code, it takes you out of your flow and forces you to think in the abstract instead of the concrete.

It’s easy to guess how these things happen. Successive refactoring iterations end up pulling business logic into a pile of predicates and side-effects and separate pile of abstractions. We feel pretty good ourselves at the end of the refactoring and write a fancy blog post about it!

The rub is when we come back to read the code later. Its easy to find the abstraction first and get side-tracked by figuring out why it exists, the context in which it was created, and when we might use it again. This is better than predicates and side-effects interwoven. But it’s still a problem.

I don’t have a salve for this. I just wanted to put the phrase “functions about nothing” on the internet. [SLAP BASS OUTRO RIFF PLAYS HERE]