Let’s play a game. We’ll call it “What Do Adam’s Mutton Chops Say About Him?”
Here, I’ll start:
* Budding Motörhead fan
* I Heart Civil War re-enactments
* Elvis has arrived
* I enjoy taunting my girlfriend via facial hair
Keep it clean, no low blows. Let the games begin in the comments!
Adam Keys is typing 
5 responses to “Chops”
People like that. They don’t really mean what they say. They just got their own issues and what not. Alls I got to do is keep bein’ a good person. No matter what, good things’ll come my way. Everything’s gonna happen for me, just so long as I never have no in my heart.
Things are gonna happen for me! I’m Joe Dirt!
Grow ’em if you got ’em I always say.
Please do not encourage The Real Adam.
-Management
The book’s cover says it all…”Ew Ew.”
Actually, the book is The New New Thing. Which aptly describes mutton chops. ;)