Let’s play a game. We’ll call it “What Do Adam’s Mutton Chops Say About Him?”
Here, I’ll start:
* Budding Motörhead fan
* I Heart Civil War re-enactments
* Elvis has arrived
* I enjoy taunting my girlfriend via facial hair
Keep it clean, no low blows. Let the games begin in the comments!
Adam Keys is typing 
People like that. They don’t really mean what they say. They just got their own issues and what not. Alls I got to do is keep bein’ a good person. No matter what, good things’ll come my way. Everything’s gonna happen for me, just so long as I never have no in my heart.
Things are gonna happen for me! I’m Joe Dirt!
Grow ’em if you got ’em I always say.
Please do not encourage The Real Adam.
-Management
The book’s cover says it all…”Ew Ew.”
Actually, the book is The New New Thing. Which aptly describes mutton chops. ;)